Today I decided to retell something funny I heard. This week has been so busy for me, and I am sure you. Let’s loosen up a bit!
A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you loved her?” Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take out their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife’s reply to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again?
2. That was then, not now!
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time.
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
I hope no reader of mine’s spouse can say such in reply to a love note. If you are not sure, better start “wetting ground”.Have a beautiful Saturday my friends!